Sardonic.net – Anti-Self-Help Truth Bubbles
Motivational garbage, disarmed — one bubble at a time.
Meditation won't fix your problems — it just makes you more aware of how deep they go.
You’re not “manifesting.” You’re procrastinating with glitter.
Self-care isn’t bubble baths and wine. It’s doing your taxes before the IRS sends a love letter.
You don’t need another course. You need to admit you’re scared of starting.
Your “why” won’t save you when your Wi-Fi goes out.
“Wake up at 5am.” Sure. Because sleep is optional when you're spiritually bankrupt.
Your “vision board” is just Pinterest for the delusional.
Journaling your feelings doesn’t make you deep. It just means your therapist now has screenshots.
Your morning routine is impressive. Shame it doesn’t prevent existential dread by 2pm.
“High performance” is just burnout with better branding.
Affirmations are great. But have you tried actually doing something?
If your mindset needs a whole course to function, it might not be a mindset — it might be denial.
“Grind harder” is usually code for “ignore your family and hope you get lucky.”
Every productivity hack eventually becomes another way to avoid your real work.
You’re not stuck. You’re just committed to a strategy that sucks.
